Women in my life

Hallo world :)….today I’m going to share with you a little about the females in my life…I know what you’re thinking…I too wish I was a suave-talking-chick-magnet also…man I envy those guys…but back to the matter at hand…and no this is not a complaint about how much women get on my nerves or how I wish I could bag a lot of em…I think I just lost the attention of  every person that may have wanted to continue reading this post…-.-” but as the French say “C’est la vi” I think:/..if I’m wrong just correct it in your heads…

As men we have a lot on our plates..things like…”when am I gonna get laid?”, “does this shirt smell?’, “oh shit I think she sees my boner!”, and it takes a lot to process these things…especially since we can only perform one task at a time….this is why we make so many blunders..we try to multi task and our brain shuts down causing our blood to flow to our back up which isn’t any better than the one that just shut down (pat yourself on the back if you got that one)

*also I took the liberty of adding some ambiance music while you read so just press play on the little video  here..if it stops before you finish reading just press the replay button  *

*voice in your head* ” what is he yapping about?? o_0??”

I  promise this will all make sense in a few years….. or not:/

In my 20+ years on this spit-ball we call earth, I’ve come across a lot of interesting women…old and young and I would say all ethnicities but I’ve yet to meet an Indian,Russian, German, French, or Dutch chick….I’m working on it though…Okay I think I’ve digressed enough…but yea you get the picture…as I was saying..they’re all interesting….unique in their own way..some more intelligent than others..and some I ask myself “why?”….but interesting nonetheless…with that being said..I’ve learned a lot from them..I’ve had a crush on 98% of them and 99.9%  of them I want to have sex with…(don’t look at me like that…I’m just being honest.. I wouldn’t be a guy if I didn’t) I can’t help that I come across beautiful women all  the  time…what can I say I have great luck with running into them..<—-me being cocky 

I dunno though..I can’t ever seem to get the one I wanted…and  the ones that do want me loses interest…I’m cursed..or just that lame….either, or…it still sucks to be me…wait what am I saying I freaking awesome..psshh me and my self loathing comments…

I have this female that I’m friends with..she’s super cool…and she has a boyfriend but I find myself wanting to fuck  her brains out…it’s weird..I know what you’re saying ” typical guy”….here’s what I have to say to your little thought…FUCK YOU! don’t judge me!…wait this isn’t the first time this has happened to me..how did I let this cycle repeat itself? God, if you’re reading this you’re not funny knock it off buddy…seriously your sense of humor is sick..why would you give me female friends I care enough about to not wanna mess their relationship up cause I’m horny…? sick bastard -.-“….

I  also I have female friends that have boyfriends only because we can’t be together due to long distance<—what I tell myself but I think every guy thinks this…at least the ones that have egos like me…but deep inside this egomaniacal guy I have insecurities about myself…

An example of this is…one of my beautiful female friends I started to grow feelings for..I originally had intentions of only being friends with her..and at the time she had a boyfriend which made it ideal..at least that was the excuse I used to enforce my intent…as I got to know her personally I found myself falling for her..I would shrug it off and put it on the back-burner telling myself “she’s just a friend” but you can only ignore something for so long…recently she broke up with her boyfriend….I shall say no more…I’ve told just about all the females I had feelings for that I did…nothing ever came out of it but I still put it out there cause I didn’t want it to fester…but this time it’s different…I guess it’s cause she’s a bit different from the others…I’m actually afraid to tell her because I’m uncertain about how things would be after it and how things would be if we ended up being in a relationship…how do you tell someone ” I like you but I’m not sure if I would like to pursue you” ?? I know it can be said different but a rose by any other name is still a rose….sugar coating it won’t help…but I think it’s just my insecurity of never being good enough for a female…I am an awesome person…one like no other but my luck in the female department hasn’t been too well…it’s a hill I’m climbing over though

I’m a victim of being exposed to too many beautiful women at once..*sigh*

Rio and Dom’s Guide to Lovin’ the Ladies

It’s a sunny day at the park, the leaves on the trees are a luscious green, summer’s breeze brushes the skin with it’s soothing temperature..birds chirp a choral in the sweetest harmony, nature’s aura saturates the air boosting the hormone levels of us humans..there are people jogging and walking, the eyes of males are fixated on each curve and definition of passing females. Even squirrels are getting in on the action. Here we meet a young male, Calvin, in his early twenties. Our young friend is tall, medium built, flabby arms and a plywood chest. Among his various interests include some things on the nerdy side of life, his favorite sports teams, and numerous music groups that he follows ardently. Yes, our friend is an interesting guy but yet, how is he still single? Is he hideous to behold? Far from it! Calvin is ready to chat and mingle with the young attractive ladies of the world. He then mentions to us (Dom & Rio) that is the actual chatting portion of meeting the opposite sex that he so struggles with. That is why, for his benefit and for dozens of other male internet readers with similar questions, we have assembled a quick reference guide to help you all on your way.

Chapter 1: Introducing Yourself 

#1: You have balls, use them.

The general premise of these tips would be that you, the reader, want to approach a young lady of your choosing and be able to a) converse with her, b) ask her out, and c) hopefully work your way around the baseball field. So the first step is to take your hand, right or left will do, and stick it underneath your underwear. Then feel around down there. You should find what is termed in medical texts as testicles or in colloquial language – balls. Got them? Good. Now utilize the power that emits from them. The power is literally in your hands. There is a fine line between arrogance and confidence, but let’s assume that you are nowhere near that level of cockiness that is known as a douche. The term “grow some balls” is to realize that you need to have confidence in every situation of your life, this upcoming conversation being no exception. Stand up, smile, and walk over to begin chatting up the hot girl that caught your eye.

I couldn’t have said it any better Rio..well maybe just a little better…but that’s not important…what’s important is as stated before, learn to utilize  your gonads…they’re not just pretty decoration my friend…no female  likes a guy who has no back bone….it’s an automatic turn off…this will only get you another date with that porn dvd that you rented…..forget about making a fool of yourself..that happens when you think about not making a fool of yourself…one must be assertive when approaching a female…just observe nature…if a male animal wants to mate he has to be aggressive or else..I’m not saying you revert to your caveman instincts and club her over the head…that part comes in the advance  section of this lecture…

#2: “Hi…uhh…uhh”

So you walked up to said girl. Somehow, the words didn’t start flowing right from your mouth to charm the lady. Isn’t that weird? It isn’t like she is a different animal species or anything, she’s a regular human being who probably (correct me if I am wrong here) likes being with friends, music, and certain types of entertainment such as TV, movies, plays, operas, etc etc etc. So you have zero excuses for not being able to find something to talk about. You have interests too don’t you? Maybe, just maybe, she is also a fan of such things. And if she’s not, she might be willing to hear more about it. Now I know that you are worried about boring her out of her mind. Your collection of mint-condition The Amazing Spiderman comics might not tickle her fancy but guess what? It is going to be JUST FINE BRO. You just move on to another topic or better yet, talk about something she likes.

Rio‘s right once again…the guy’s a regular Mac Daddy….if you eat your veggies and fall on your face a few times you too can be as good as him…to the inexperienced it may seem like rocket science but it’s actually a walk in the park…no really it is…I’ve had my fair share of boring a female to death, having her excuse herself and never returning…it’s a very despondent feeling…but that’s fine….experience is the best teacher….you learn to adapt to such situations….you become more smooth on your tongue…your use of words become prolific…you start to gain laughs..then when you’ve gotten really good at it, she gives you the little cute “giggle of interest”…. the key to all this my friends is BEING YOURSELF…they like that…it makes them feel comfortable and your company for the moment is enjoyable…never be afraid to say the first thing that comes to mind..just as long as it’s not something creepy like ” Can I smell your hair?” or “Wanna see my tooth collection?” …I shouldn’t have to elaborate on the outcome of that…start things off with a simple “hello, you look lovely today”..ladies love compliments…sincere ones though…anything that sounds like a pick up line won’t work..

IMPORTANT: if you’re a beginner do not approach a female that looks angry, busy or down and out..it’s not a good look for you.

#3: What did she say again?

Over and over you hear it in practically every rom-com you watch, but god-damn it buddy, listen to what she is saying. As she is going on about her family, her job, or her day, there might be a good chance that this information is key to understanding what is going on in her head. Females are difficult to understand to begin with, so you are going to need every piece of help you can get. Do not get stuck in what I call the “uh-huh” mindset. She keeps chatting away, while you nod your head and go “uh-huh”, “that’s great”, and “I’m losing my boner here” in an effort to move things along. There is also this thing, you might have heard of it, called body language. If she is gradually putting some distance between you two, that might be a sign that things aren’t going that well or she is getting ready to make a dash to the nearest public restroom. The two might or might be related to one another. But if she is smiling, laughing, and acting overall like a normal friendly human being, chances are you are achieving your goal of not being a creeper.

Yes, I too am guilty of the “uh-huh” mindset…sometimes it can get longueur and mundane quick..this only happens when your mind is if focused on one thing though…or should I say two things…avert your attention from the boobs…yes they look like God took his time to diligently sculpt them..but that’s something to be admired after you’ve actually gotten somewhere…like past the first few dates…it’s not difficult to pay attention and listen to what she’s saying..you just got to take control of the conversation..at the same time making it all about her….women are narcissists whether they like to admit it or not..some more narcissistic than others…say as very little about yourself unless she inquires…now realistically it’s not possible to remember everything she says…but try to remember as much as you can…like what she like to eat,favorite song, something she likes doing etc…when you do remember these things you gain major brownie points..it shows you’re really interested and you don’t wanna just “toot it and boot it”

#4: Don’t Stop Believin’

After your friendly and hopefully flirtatious chat is over, it might be a good decision to ask said lady for her phone number to arrange a future meeting. Acceptable inquiries range from person to person but I find a simple “Hey I had a great time talking to you, and I would definitely like to spend more time getting to know you” should suffice. If she is interested as well, then numbers should flow easily and a date proposed for future confirmation. Congrats you have yourself a potential future date. The journey has just begun, young grasshopper, but you are off on the right foot.

But say she doesn’t want to give you her number. She hmm’s and huh’s and fidgets around while trying to make very awkward sidetalk. No problem good sir. Understand the situation immediately and end the conversation politely and say good-bye. There is no need for groveling or begging here. Just open your eyes, realize there are more girls out there, and start from step #1.

I don’t think there’s anything I can add here…I’d just be repeating what he said…sooo yea… what he said… and you’ll be fine…rejection is normal..take it and brush it off and move on to the next one..women outnumber us greatly…there’s gonna be one who you’ll reel in…the more you fail the more experience you get, the better you get at this… repeat steps 1-4 and you’ll be fine… this is the part where you swallow that knot in your throat, go out and say hi

my first collaborative post :)…hope it was enjoyable for you guys

Return To Sender



March 7, 2011

Dominick Mills

Freeport Grandbahama, Bahamas

Dear me at 14,

I know at this time you’re probably still a bit shaken up about the death of grandma, but don’t let it get to you she’s where she wants to be; oh and you’ll still be the only one that doesn’t know her exact cause of death. This is because you never asked or cared to know. Moving along though, there are a few things you will need to know. Within the next year you will move around 3 times, and with each move you’ll experience a few odd events but pay them no mind, they’re not important. However while staying with you’re step mom, the next door neighbour you will have a crush on, she’ll feel the same way but you’ll be too chicken to approach her so nothing will come out of that. Don’t get you’re hopes up. In the the 12th grade people will start to notice you, for what reason I don’t know. This goes against our code of keeping a low profile, but roll with it. Oh yea! something I forgot to mention. You remember that girl in your class you had a crush on since 7th grade? Well she’ll start to show interest in 11th grade but you’ll be turned off by her cause you find out she’s kind of annoying. Sad ain’t it?.. now where was I?..oh yea..12th grade..You will be approached by Syrrea..I beg beg you,  please DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT INDULGE. It’ll just be a waste of time. You will be suspended for the first time….twice..one right after the other. Each for the same thing, playing the big brother role defending you’re younger brothers. Mind you now, the second time was admirable, but the first…well someone should have smacked a high note out of you for that dumbness.. -.-“.. I mean come on..trying to attack the guy with the principal right there???…luckily you were cool with him and you didn’t get a severe punishment for it. After coming off of suspension for the second time, you’ll get with your gf Tina. But you’ll mess it up, letting other people get in your ear telling you stuff that may have been true but she genuinely did like you she just didn’t know how to go about it…you were different, that’s why she gravitated to you; but you’re an idiot. In your last days of school you will get into another fight but no worries you won’t get into any trouble..you sly devil. No one even knew you started the whole thing, aside from the guy you punched and those who actually saw what occurred. It was HUGE!…you will grow a disdain towards the guy though; cause you really didn’t have a grudge against him, it was just that you were trying to asses a situation but it then escalated and after the the fight on the following day he approached you cause you were alone and thought you’d back down. And that brought about the disdain cause you felt disrespected.

Fast forwarding a bit though. After graduation you will move out. You’ll be staying with someone from the church, but only for a few months then you’ll move back home. While there though you’ll learn a few things about how you should be as an adult although you’re only 17. You’ll kind of hate it cause you won’t be able to enjoy the one thing that’s dear to you…music…yes I don’t know how you survived. But some how you inured it. You get your first job at a plumbing store, however you’ll hate it cause you don’t like the pay and you feel as if you’re doing way too much for chump change.  After quitting that job you get another job working as a tower installer. What’s that you ask? You build  communication towers, yes those ridiculously tall things that send  and transfer signals. You’ll forget your fear of heights and get the job done like a pro. You’ll soon quit that job also because your boss is a lazy bum and never had the things you needed to work with, also you were staying home more that you worked, because every time you call in he would say ” there’s no work today “. This agitated you, no work no pay. So you leave. You chill out for a while before getting your third job at a department store working in the warehouse. This is where it all gets interesting. Your supervisor will introduce you to some things he’s privy to. Those things being health, history, and what it is exactly that’s going on in this world. You will lose interest in religion, something that you were deeply rooted in. Your mind will grow and you’re personality and lifestyle will start to change. After work one day he’ll approach you and tell you that, he knew you before he met you. Meaning that you were foretold. I won’t delve into it, but it’ll all be explained when that day comes. But just know that you only got that job to be introduced to the journey that you will have embark, so don’t worry about being fired it had to happen.

Remember that guy that your step brother and cousin used to rap with, well you’re going to to start hanging out with him and you’re going to get serious with your rapping. Something you never thought you’d do. This will bring about new experiences and self improvement..you’ll love it. Your perception of life will further change. Music will start to consume you and what you used to like you will now have no interest for. The next 3 years will be a period of growth loss, finding,  losing, basically you’ll be transformed for the better, both advertently and inadvertently. I’m not sure I should tell you this but I will anyway. It’s about your elder brother. He’s going to be murdered. I’ll give you a while to let that sink in. I’m still not right in the head when it comes to that, so I know you’ll need a while. Feel free to discontinue reading until you find the strength to continue. If you’re reading this part then it must mean you would like to read on and see what else I have to tell you. Your courage is admirable. As you would imagine the whole family was torn and shattered by this news. He did leave behind something for us though. He had a son, so that kind of cushioned the blow a bit.You will get a few of his belongings. You’re relationship with dad will dwindle away, but you’ll slowly gain one with mom.

In the midst of all this you will meet four females. Each with a common background, but completely different from each other. The first will have a deep impact on you. You’ll always have a ” thing ” for her. The second you’ll think you like her a lot but that’s just sympathy. The third, this will be a close friend who’ll always give you a smile.. unknowingly; you’ll bring it to her attention though. The fourth, this one will come unexpectedly.She will enter your life in a weird way. Then again she is an awkward individual. She will be the second female you fall in love with. However you’ll end up just being friends but with a weird relationship. Just go with it I guess. I didn’t give you the names of these females because of the obvious. I’d rather your relationship with them not be altered. She intertwines into your life for a reason, and that reason you both don’t know..so until it’s shows itself just roll with it. You will also find out your purpose in life and aspire to become a great number of things. There’s going to be someone there to guide you along the way. Take heed in his words.

There’s something I want you to always remember. You’re a great person, you’re very talented, people love your personality. You make them smile and give them a sense of comfort.you may have your flaws but embrace those flaws and turn them into positive traits. Always love and appreciate yourself, stay true to what it is you love. Learn to amalgamate you various selves so that they become one. Oh and one more thing, you will meet a bunch of online friends that are awesome, they too will help you realize what it is you will need to be doing to accomplish what it is that you were incarnated to do. Remember this too…just be yourself, it’s going to catapult you to a lot of heights.





You 8 years from now


Time Warp & Friends

Hello there…have we met??…we have??o.O…ohh yeaaaa it’s you guys..it’s been so long, I barely recognize you…how’s everything been??..good, good…well it’s funny you should mention that cause I was in thought earlier..and I was thinking the same thing…allow me to convey my thoughts to you

I was browsing the internet like I always do and I came across something  sent me into a moment of cogitation..I started to mill over what it would be like for me in the future…I pictured success(like everyone else out there)…but I had something missing..a family…i.e. kids, grandkids…etc…it didn’t bother me much though because I don’t plan on having any…it’s not that I hate kids or anything like that..I love em…I just don’t want any of my own is all…it’s funny..whenever I zoom into the future I’m always alone…I guess cause it’s what am used to…I’ve accepted the idea of being in solitude…

I do have good friends though..but not too many…it’s how I think it should be….there should be friends, acquaintances, and associates…..you will always have tons of associates and acquaintances but you’ll only have very few friends…and the answer for that is easy….there’s only a small few who’s gonna see the you for who you are and they will accept and love all of the things about you that you don’t…the others(acquaintances and associates) don’t really care..some just take interest of you for the moment…and when that intrigue disappears they do also…

Be careful who you open up to, only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious

I guess I kinda digressed a bit….I had a dream last night in it was a little girl who appeared before in one of my others a long time ago…I had a conversation with her….can’t remember exactly what we were saying but it was along the lines of catching up with each other…she’s the cutest little thing…while and after talking with her I was calm and quite happy…I felt good inside…not sure what aspect of myself she represents but I’ll figure it out…

I completely forgot what else it was I wanted to talk about…lol sorry guys..but hope you enjoyed it :P..


Gloom Is Not My Forte

Good day cyber people…as you may have noticed I’ve been a bit lazy with my posts lately…and I do apologize for it…I vow to keep it consistent as I did in the beginning..if at any time I fail to meet this task…I give you guys permission to send anthrax to my mailbox…nah not really…but I will make an effort to be consistent… now that the apologies and formalities are out of the way let’s get to it…

I’ve come to the conclusion that I suck at the comforting thing…I’ve always known this but it really sank in last night….I found myself in one of those moments where even though words are useless it’s still good to have the right ones to say..(well at least that’s just my opinion.. but anyway)..I wasn’t able to express those words….don’t get me wrong…I completely empathize with those persons..I just can’t find the words to give them reassurance or some kind of comfort that every thing’s going to be alright….I just sit there blank and find myself feeling sad cause that person is feeling crappy and also because am unable to help in that situation…I hate feeling incompetent…(no wonder I dislike religion)…and if you think am over exaggerating with it all..let me give you an example…my brother past away this year and when we got the news everyone was torn of course…but I wasn’t able to reach out to my own mother to try and comfort her…couldn’t even muster up a hug……I dunno, maybe it’s not in my DNA to be able to….I hate it though….and I dislike it when people whom I’m close to is all melancholy and lugubrious, but there’s nothing I can do to help the situation in any way….I sat at my pc for an hour trying to find at least one word that I could say to comfort this person last night but I was unable to…couldn’t even come up with a suggestion that would aid them….it really sucks when you care but at the same time you’re completely helpless… :(..hurting makes me hurt…* sigh *…

My Brain On Boredom

I’m feeling completely bored right now…as  I do every other day..but this time it’s coupled with indecision…I’ve been cogitating a few things..mainly what it is that I wanna accomplish very soon…(soon being in a few short years..5 years maximum)…my mind is a 50 car collision right now though -.-“..scattered bits of thoughts sprawled across my neurologic highway…I hate when am this way..I become antsy and restless…anxiety sets in and I’m worse than veteran crack head….wait did that even make sense just now???…great not only is my mind a third world fish market am beginning to become nonsensical…I need a fix…gotta look into that.. ..if you have any suggestions guys am all ears…(this is gonna go downhill from here guys…and by downhill I mean completely incoherent)…this is a new state of boredom for me..and at this moment although it may be very dangerous…it’s very interesting…hmmm…I wonder….I should conduct an experiment….the question is..on what???….nahhhh thats too typical….back to the drawing board…(jeopardy music plays)…..wouldn’t that shit be cool though…every time you go into thought, that plays…well not every time..that would be annoying..but at crucial moments…here’s an example…you’re getting dressed and you’re not sure what to put on….you go  ”  hmm…boxers or commando???? ” ..yeap….pretttyy awesome…am back at square one now…

I should realllyy invest in a gaming console ..this is ridiculous….if anyone wants to be a jolly big belly and get me one for christmess (don’t worry the typo is intentional) I’d appreciate it:)….(* cough cough * an  XBox 360 would suffice…)…moving along though…boredom sucks donkey balls…..like it should be against the law for anyone to be bored..and the mess up part about it is that absolutely NO ONE contacts you at this time…it’s as if you’re non existent at this point in time…and when you try to contact some one for a few minutes of entertainment they’re either busy or they’re not making the situation any better  cause they’re not trying to hold a conversation….its as if they’re dead….you’re better off talking to a can of tuna…..the nerve of some people….no respect for a fellow man’s plight…sigh…

Well thats all I can muster up for now…. seeing as how there’s a big mess going on in my head…so until next time…I dunno..find something to do in the mean time…PEACE OUT!